A trip to Wallyworld?

When your real life mimics something in a Chevy Chase movie -- re-evaluate.


From National Lampoon's Summer Vacation:

Audrey, wake Aunt Edna. It's time
for her to eat and take her pill.



Please, get off of me!



Mom, tell Audrey to stop pushing
Aunt Edna on me.



I'm sick of her lying
on me all the time!



Be quiet!



Auntie?



Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix!
Let her be, she's fine!



She's not fine!



She's fine! Don't be silly!



She's not fine, Clark!



She's dead!



She breathed on me!
A dead person breathed on me!



Her hand touched me!
She's stiff already!



Goddamn it, anyway!



She must have passed away
somewhere near Flagstaff.



What are we going to do, Clark?



Well, we could leave her here...



...and the first phone we pass,
we'd call your cousin, Normie...



...and he can come and get her, I guess.



That's the meanest, coldest...



What do you want me to do,
call Federal Express?



Mom, we don't have to ride
with a dead person, do we?



Please say we don't!



Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy
for Cousin Normie to find her.



All he'd have to do is
look for the buzzards.



Hell! Then we'll drive her
to Cousin Normie's.



I just didn't want to get caught up in
a funeral, inquests and all that crap.